Thursday, April 24, 2014

Work Attire

The clown, known for his painted-on smile and baggy yellow jumper, will also begin appearing in TV ads later this year wearing new clothes, including cargo pants and a vest.
Ronald McDonald takes to Twitter, gets makeover
Executives distressed as once prized spokesperson shows up to work dressed like he just doesn't care anymore.

Wednesday, April 02, 2014


Rather than fumble with it as it crumbled into oblivion, I threw the tiny soap sliver into the trash, tore open a new box, and placed the fresh bar into the dish. This is the most decisive thing I've done in weeks.

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Special Skills:

Incorrectly applying mailing labels, then delicately and slowly removing them with consistent tension, leaving no trace of adhesive on the mail piece itself, while also preserving the label for future use.