Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Local man relieved to learn that Apple Watch will allow him to say "Yo, where you at?" into his wrist.

"For years, I conducted these exchanges while holding my iPhone flat in front of my mouth like a slice of pizza, despite already wearing earbuds. Now with Apple Watch, I don't even have to take my phone out of my track pants."

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Work Attire

The clown, known for his painted-on smile and baggy yellow jumper, will also begin appearing in TV ads later this year wearing new clothes, including cargo pants and a vest.
Ronald McDonald takes to Twitter, gets makeover
Executives distressed as once prized spokesperson shows up to work dressed like he just doesn't care anymore.