Monday, January 27, 2014

History Channel Courts Jay Leno

"...a spokesperson for the cable network told THR that they're 'big fans of Jay.'"
- The Hollywood Reporter

Alternate story:

'The Hollywood Reporter Locates Big Fans of Jay'

When asked for details, the baffled writer responded, "You know, I'd always heard that Jay Leno had a big audience out there and admittedly, I was a skeptic. But here I was talking with these people from the History Channel. They seem like real, nice folks."

Motivated by his recent success, THR's writer has since moved on to tracking down the people who scan QR codes.